500 – 500th Episode AMA Extravaganza
The British History Podcast
Jamie Jeffers
4.6 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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We answer SO many questions. So… so many questions.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Silmay asks if you could have any episode made a movie where every character except one was played by Muppets, which episode would it be, and who would play the single human? |
| 0:11.8 | Bonus discussion for which Muppet takes which role. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:15.5 | Okay. |
| 0:15.7 | So it has to be that time that Swang Godwinson told court that his real dad was Canute, |
| 0:23.6 | implying that his mother, who was in the room, cheated on his father. |
| 0:28.8 | Hands down, absolutely yes. |
| 0:30.8 | Okay, so who's who? |
| 0:32.6 | So obviously, the mom has to be Miss Piggy. |
| 0:35.2 | Yes. |
| 0:35.7 | And Godwin has to be Kermit. Oh, my God. Right? Yes. But here's my thought. Matt Berry as Swain Godwinson. Yes. Where it's like, you're not even my real father. My father was way cooler. And meanwhile, you have Miss Piggy being like, I'm going to kill him. And you have God would be like, |
| 0:56.2 | no, now we love him. He's our son. And Miss Piggy's being held back by like, yeah, Ralph the dog would |
| 1:03.3 | definitely be the one holding her back, whereas Fazi would just look kind of confused and be trying |
| 1:08.2 | to cover things up with a joke being like, Waka, Waka.zo the rat would be confused as to why Miss Piggy's upset and Gonzo would just be face-pulming. I like this cast, but who is legal eagle? I mean, he would be writing down whatever the charter was, right? Because that event got recorded. So at the end, he'd be like, I need you to sign here. |
| 1:33.1 | Edward the Confessor was there, right? Yeah, he was. So who's Edward the Confessor? |
| 1:37.3 | Gonzo. Do you think? He seems more with it than Edward Confessor was. |
| 1:44.2 | That was basically the joke. But you definitely have animal playing like the King's Guard, right? |
| 1:45.2 | Yes. |
| 1:48.7 | What about Beaker as Edward the Confessor? |
| 1:49.2 | Yes. |
| 1:57.5 | And it's like, whoever's advisor is Dr. Bunsen translating the whole thing to Beaker. |
| 1:58.6 | Yeah, okay. |
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