It is Tuesday, December 27th, 2016, and this is episode 50, a backside of magic.

This episode is brought you by the new express entrances to the parks.

The new express entrances to the parks know that you are too important to wait a few extra seconds more than people who aren't you.

Annual pass holders can go to the far left tap styles and scoot right in.

People in purple shirts have their own entrances too.

Visitors from Denver, guys named Bruce, dogs dressed as people, and girls

named Bruce Tina have their own lines now also. To book your own private express entrance

for only $650 a day or file the paperwork to have your name legally changed to Bruce, visit

them on the web at www.

Do You Know Who I Am.gov.com.

This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy.

Jeremy, you made it 50 episodes.

I defied the odds. I'm still here. How are you doing, Ryan?

I am doing well, thank you.

Great.

I have a concern, though.

Oh?

I am worried that my son is going to grow up to be a Disney blogger.

Why is that?

He likes to watch videos on his iPad. And as of late, I guess I don't even know how long ago this was, but he started watching ride videos of

Disney. And he stumbled upon some ride videos. I think they were converted like Super 8 of like the original journey into imagination.

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