Think about cheese.

Make your thoughts cheesier.

Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,

Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.

And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.

Did we mention it's cheesy?

Cheese.

Availments at the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 a.m.

Price and participation may vary.

Subjects availability.

$50 per. $5,000 Glenn Fiddick, 40-year-old single-mall scotch whiskey. What are you saying? Hello, cold ones. We've taken all the Patreon money and we spent it on alcohol. Today, we're going to sit down. We're going to sample two of different value range bottles of... What the fuck are you doing? On one side we're going to have the cheap alcohol and the other side we're going to have the expensive alcohol. We're going to sample both of them and see which one is which. We have to guess which is the cheap and which is the expensive. But if we get it wrong, we have to finish the glass. Of the cheap one that we thought was the cheap one. Yes, correct. To all the alcohol snobs out there that hold yourself above the rest in your ivory tower looking down on us. We drink alcohol, but we're not connoisseurs. We're really going to defile these drinks. There's alcohol connoisseurs and then there's alcoholics. We're alcoholics.

You're gonna be upset. Okay, scobby. What have we got here? Okay, so before you, you have two glasses of gin. One of them is a $36 Gordon's London dry gin and the other one is a Mars Wabi

DeMask Rose gin, which is $133.

Holy fucking shit.

There's not really a color difference.

I'm going to do A first?

Both the A's the same.

Both are the same drink.

Okay.

So let's not give anything away to each other.

No, talk about it.

But then we're just going to settle on the same thing.

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