This is the BBC.

Welcome to the fortunately podcast, which this week comes from the glittering British Library for the annual radio festival.

I say glittering, there's a small element of glitter isn't there?

I think one or two people have had a jazzle for the occasion.

Do you think so?

So what we're going to do is just try and grab the glorious and the good from the world of radio

because we are sitting in a marquee on the way to the free food.

And it is free food, it is free food.

You know what the floor in the plan is?

Nobody else is as cheap as us and the real stars would be in the green room upstairs,

and they won't be going for the free.

I've just thought of that, you're right.

They won't.

So we'll try and trip up Lauren the Vernor.

She does pass by for a free on your heart.

She's got a flat shoe, I've noticed.

You're right though, she's unlikely to come out this way.

She's a real free on the floor.

So we can chunch on for a while and then we can get in by the people in the green room.

Fortunately with Fiengien, weirdly compelling conversation.

Now in response to the last week's utterances when we talked about,

and I don't know who introduced it, it must have been you, talked about aging testicles,

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