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Rebuttal

50: The Parma Police Department Hates Good Jokes

Rebuttal

Rebmasel

True Crime

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) BREAKING: If you arrest AND charge a man over a few (really funny) jokes, The Onion will probably file a brief with the U.S. Supreme Court to let you know how stupid you are. And yes, they'll call the Justices "total Latin dorks" on Page 4. This is Anthony Novak v. City of Parma, Ohio (2022). >>LINK TO THE ONION'S BRIEF REBUTTAL POD MERCH IS LIVE!: ⁠⁠https://rebmasel.shop/⁠ - ⁠CLICK HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to PREORDER Reb's book: The Book They Throw At You—A Sarcastic Lawyer's Guide* To The Unholy Chaos of Our Legal System, *God No, Not Actual Legal Advice - Follow @RebuttalPod on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Follow @Rebmasel on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! *** 0:00 - Intro 1:14 - Amicus curiae = "Friend of the court" 5:16 - CASE BEGINS 6:29 - The 6th Circuit is wrong<3 10:25 - QUALIFIED IMMUNITY IS INSANE 13:14 - These cases will enrage you 20:23 - ANTHONY NOVAK SUES 21:42 - This is funnier on YouTube 22:36 - THE ONION CLOCKS IN!!!!!! 50:13 - CASE RESULT + REB'S REBUTTAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello everyone and welcome back to the Roboto podcast where we break down case law, comedy,

0:04.0

and of course chaos in the legal field. I am your host, Rev Maisel, after a bit of a break

0:09.3

from doing this. Life got crazy. The world has been crazy, is crazy, will be crazy.

0:15.9

I am here and back to talk about a case that is, as you will note, completely totally unrelated

0:23.0

to current events. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, smile, smile. Not at the camera and wave even.

0:31.5

Okay? Obviously during that short hiatus, I was not getting my roots done. I don't want to hear it.

0:36.9

My appointment is this week. Okay? If you're watching on my roots done. I don't want to hear it. My appointment is this

0:37.6

week. Okay? If you're watching on YouTube, listen, what do you want a girl that do? All right? Get her hair

0:43.5

done. I get it. Okay. I see them. I see it. I see what you see. This is the case of Novak versus

0:49.4

City of Parma, Ohio, a 22 decision by the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit.

0:57.3

The opinion that the Sixth Circuit entered in this case was appealed. A writ of certiorari was

1:04.4

submitted to the Supreme Court. And through that petition, the onion, yes, the satirical newspaper, submitted an amicus

1:15.2

curie brief in support of the appellant. Now, if you don't know what an amicus curate brief is,

1:22.0

this is basically the layman term, the layman definition, I would say, for it that I'm going to give you.

1:28.2

It could be in a civil case, criminal case, whatever.

1:30.9

Most commonly, amicus curate briefs, at least the most notable ones that people really are

1:35.2

drawn to are ones that are submitted in the Supreme Court, but they can be submitted with

1:39.7

leave.

1:40.3

I believe, I don't believe, I know, in the Court of Appeals.

1:43.0

I've written one, a few before,

1:45.1

in state court of appeal or in federal court of appeals. Amicus Curie briefs are basically

1:51.1

the equivalent of if you're in a fight with someone else, okay, Reb versus Maisel, and Reb has a friend

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