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The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

50: The Cold Open Draft

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The cold open is one of the signature elements of The Office, home to some of the most iconic and memorable moments of the show. We discuss cold opens with another fantasy draft, talking about our favorite quotes, Michael Scott characters, and Jim-Dwight pranks. Then we talk about hitting 50 episodes (!) and our *corrected* theme song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You should be eating breakfast Sean. It's really good for you. You two Edwin. I eat breakfast sometimes. It's great.

0:06.6

It's very rarely a bowl of cereal. There's no one. I know what I was like caffeine

0:11.2

corner at my office or you know it's not easy.

0:14.4

Do bowl cereal too hard for you?

0:17.2

Bull cereal I mean dude is so good. I do yeah it's all waiting for you at the

0:22.3

store I like honeyn't it'll welcome you right back dude yeah that's the one

0:25.6

Honey nut Cheerios some cold bill what is what it honey nut Cheerios what does it do it you can raise and lower you again they always it's always in the

0:35.9

commercial right it's something about cholesterol you can raise or lower your cholesterol at

0:41.0

will why would you why would you raise your cholesterol So that you can lower it.

0:45.0

How to paper, out of stuck.

0:48.0

There's friendly faces around the block,

0:51.0

break loose from the chains that are causing your pain

0:55.0

call Michael and Stanley Jim Dwight Creed

0:59.0

or Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs or

1:02.0

done the myth then the people

1:04.2

person's paper people done the myth then the people

1:07.3

versus paper people done the myth then the people

1:10.5

versus paper people people.

1:22.0

Hello and welcome to the Michael Scott Podcast company, a show for fans of the office by fans of the office. I'm your host an anonymous sperm donor

1:24.0

Sean Roney. I'm Edwin James and Human Relations. And with us as always our

1:28.4

producer in the warehouse, Mr Alex Ward. You know it's, I actually tried to get an animal Olympics going.

1:35.0

Really?

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