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Cowboy Boys Podcast

50 - Technical Difficulties

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9777 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Another history episode is quickly derailed when the recorder runs out of space halfway through and the rest of the episode turns into fun smut.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

0:33.9

which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

0:38.3

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

0:44.6

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

0:53.5

Cowboy Boy.

0:55.5

Speaking of 600-pound life, I'm going to start eating healthy.

0:58.9

I ate all that broccoli and hummus.

1:01.2

Hell yeah.

1:01.8

And I'm still hungry.

1:05.5

Did vegetables suck?

1:07.0

They don't last.

1:08.5

What do you mean?

1:09.0

I had a pack of hot dogs in the fridge that, I don't know,

1:13.2

I bought like eight months ago, a year ago, and it was fine. That took you that long to eat them?

1:19.8

No, they were just in the package and it's fake. It's fake food. It doesn't, it's not real. So it lasts

1:25.1

forever. Oh, you mean literal the amount of time, like the preservatives.

1:28.3

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:29.1

Like I bought it and then a year later ate it and it was fine.

1:31.9

And then I bought that broccoli and I was like a week later, I'm like, oh, it's starting to turn.

1:36.0

I better eat it now.

1:38.4

I'm saying healthy food, it'd be better if healthy food lasted longer we need more preservatives eat when you

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