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I'm 37. I'm fucking 37 babies. I'm gonna be 38 this year.

That's weird to me. And my back hurts and every time I wake up it looks like I didn't sleep.

And that's just how it's gonna be from now on. I'm old baby.

I'm old. I got grazing my beard and the great thing about social media is everyone keeps reminding you.

I can't do anything nowadays without everybody seeing you. I'm getting old.

And as a guy it's cool to get old. You know, you become that George Clooney Jack Pallance.

Nobody knows who he is now at this point because everybody's 12.

But you become that cool old guy. Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson.

You know, and it's cool. I'm looking, I think by the way, to be straight up with you guys, I think I'm gonna be one of those guys.

I think I'm gonna look better as I get older. I think I'm lucky.

I got a long body so the weight will even out over the fucking shit.

You know what I mean? I'm a tall drink of water. It'll fucking even out.

So I think it's gonna be okay. I don't think I'll lose too much hair.

No, I'll granted. Every time I wash my hair.

I do this. There's hair. There's hair in my hands.

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