Hello everyone and welcome back. My name is Blair or the Illuminati and today I can't believe we're actually doing this but we're going to actually do this video today.

I had mentioned previously that I could do an entire video shitting on 50 Shades of Grey because of how ridiculous

and problematic it was and although I said it as a joke when I looked at the

comments of that video a lot of you guys were like yes please do it I would live for it so

here we are the thing is though like I've been kind of wanting to write this

for some time like for literal months and dreading every step of it because it would mean having to actually

like look at the book and watching the movie. But here we are. So as much as I love you guys,

I must confess. I didn't read every single tiny detail of the book I mostly skimmed it but I did watch the

movie because I think my brain would actually explode because of how just bad this is so let's just dive right in. A good fiery romance novel stirs up certain, you know, feelings for those reading it.

Kids plug your ears, and I mean, look, certain, you know, feelings for those reading it.

Kids, plug your ears.

And I mean, look, let's be real here with each other.

It's like reading porn in some spots.

And hey, if you like to read that, that's your call,

that's cool, whatever. This book this book is just well it's odd

because originally it wasn't just a steamy romance but it was actually a twilight

fan fiction master of the universe was a first draft of 50 Shades of Grey and written

from the perspective of Bella and Edward. The draft was posted to

fanfiction.net and eventually the characters became Anna and Christian the main characters of 50 Shades. and However, the giant massive colossal problem I have with this book is all summed up in a few scenes.

It has nothing to do with the scandalous sexual tensions or arousal beatings.

No, if that's what tickles your fancy, you do you. My massive problem with this book

is how it supposedly represents the BDSM community, which is bondage, discipline, dominance,

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