50: GOING OFF on iPhone 14
Genius Bar
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🗓️ 18 January 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer? |
| 0:06.4 | If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar. |
| 0:24.3 | Hey, asshole. Welcome back to the Genius Bar. Hey, asshole. How's it going? |
| 0:28.7 | Oh, you know, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. Uh, I saw I was going to bring band-aids on the show today, but I don't think I have enough. |
| 0:37.8 | Dude, they're not for us. They're for Apple explain. Oh, my God. |
| 0:42.3 | Who has assaulted on the street midday with no, uh, with no, uh, what |
| 0:48.2 | Provoction assault aggression. Yeah, he did. What were we on? |
| 0:53.2 | I don't know. It was me, but like, dude, it was, I swear to God, it was so funny when we were recording it. And then it wasn't after. |
| 1:01.4 | Yeah, it was just bad. It's just bad. Welcome to Genius Bar. Wait, is this episode 50? |
| 1:08.4 | Yeah. Oh, what we, we, we almost made it. I know. 50 episodes and we're done. Um, so yeah, that is the idiot bar. |
| 1:19.0 | The idiot bar. That's, that'd be nice name for this episode, actually. The idiot bar. |
| 1:23.9 | Uh, you may or may not have seen the show last week or heard it across all your family as platforms. |
| 1:30.6 | Don't. Uh, we maybe had a segment, a long segment about Apple explained. |
| 1:37.5 | And maybe we, I'm just hypothetically, of course, maybe we made fun of him on the, on the show, on the episode. |
| 1:44.0 | Uh, and it was really funny. It was hilarious. Uh, and we thought it was going to be entertaining. And then we put it out. |
| 1:50.4 | And maybe the audience didn't find it as easily at the time. |
| 1:56.0 | Dude, I washed it back and I didn't find it. I don't know why I was so good over recording it. |
| 2:01.0 | Like, we thought it was funny, but then watching it back, it just, it just seemed super personal and super like. |
| 2:08.4 | Petty and, I know, like, gross. Uh, I don't know. I feel like, I feel like, um, |
| 2:14.9 | like maybe me from five years ago, we're done something like that. |
| 2:17.8 | So it was very interesting to, to see now me who was supposed to be like, respectable and. |
| 2:24.5 | I say, respectful. Same guy as, just a reminder, just a few weeks ago, was still holding a dildo on the show. So, you know, dude, yeah. |
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