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CoolGames Inc

50 First States (feat. Austin Walker)

CoolGames Inc

Vox Media Podcast Network

Leisure, Comedy, Hobbies, Improv, Video Games

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Giant Bomb's Austin Walker joins us to help us build the most patriotic, romantic visual novel ever created — but not before exploring a battery-life-based iPhone game, a dog with human legs, and Dr. Wario's Guide to Good Sex Twisted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Support for this show comes from Krakan.

0:03.0

Krypto is like the financial system, but different.

0:07.0

It doesn't care where you come from, what you look like, your credit score,

0:11.0

or your outrageous food delivery habits.

0:13.7

crypto is finance for everyone everywhere all the time.

0:18.4

Krakhan, see what crypto can be.

0:21.3

Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest.

0:25.0

This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong. Oh, I'm going to my body. You're ready. How's that body? Is that body going to be able to produce the goose?

1:02.0

Yeah, I ate um... Is that body going to be able to produce the goose?

1:03.0

Yeah, I ate a big old barbecue sandwich.

1:07.0

I had a man bring me through the, basically through the mail.

1:10.0

He threw it through your window.

1:11.0

It's tied to a rock.

1:12.0

He just threw it right through window is tied to a rock. Mm-hmm.

1:13.0

You just threw it right through.

1:14.0

And then it landed right in my mouth.

1:16.0

And then you drank a, you just told me before we started recording that you drink a big old red bull.

1:20.0

Yes.

1:21.0

This is the show, by the way. Oh, hey everyone, it's me and guess what I have in me?

1:26.7

You have an a functioning bathroom inside of you. This is cool games, Inc. I'm Griffin Mcroy. This is Nick Robinson. Sorry just come in raw, but we have exactly one hour to record and we don't have to make it count. We don't have time to to goof around. No edits, no breaks. I'm Nick Sweet Potato Fries Robinson.

1:46.0

Nick bathroom body Robinson. Nicholas, I have to ask, I feel like we should get get if we come with an idea that is as dank as

1:55.7

love on the rocks I feel like we should be allowed to take a week off not because we're

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