50 Fingers
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Anthony forgot Gregg's birthday and also had to drug his dog, Rummy. Anthony, Gregg and Erica talk about who they'd clone and travel with. Headlines this week include a boy who almost became a mashed potato, a gender reveal going wrong, and Dr. Dre's ex not wanting to share clothes.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, we got a pre-roll is what they wrote from me because they know what I'm all about. |
| 0:04.8 | Buying wine can be intimidating. |
| 0:07.2 | But it doesn't have to be. |
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| 0:13.0 | while making wine more accessible to everyone. |
| 0:15.6 | By taking the 32nd quiz, Bright sellers will pair you with six unique and personalized wines |
| 0:21.2 | that are delivered right to your doorstep. |
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| 0:28.6 | Go to Brightsellers.com slash JRP. |
| 0:31.6 | That's Brightsellers, C-E-L-L-A-R-S. |
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| 0:37.8 | Take their seventh question quiz to get your wine matches and receive 50% off your first six bottle order. |
| 0:44.8 | Woo! |
| 0:45.8 | That's a pre-roll. |
| 0:47.8 | That's a pre-roll. |
| 0:48.8 | That's a pre-roll. |
| 0:49.8 | This is the part where I try to jump in and you jump in and you're like, no, we have a problem. |
| 0:53.6 | No, shut up, we get another pre-roll. |
| 0:56.1 | A beard is more than just hair on your face, it's got a personality of its own and should |
| 1:00.0 | be treated as such. |
| 1:01.0 | Duke can and beard goods cater to the needs of your unique beard, helping you cultivate |
| 1:05.8 | a well-groomed look of a world champion like me, not the unruly scruff of a crazed mountain |
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