What's up history?

What's up history hiatus fans?

This is another episode, as if you didn't already know, I'm telling you.

Right?

Like I'm your dad.

Like I'm your teacher.

Like I'm an unwanted voice in your head because you already know you're not fucking stupid This is another episode of history hyenas and it's just two trans kids and we're talking history and Google it yourself asshole

Nothing makes me feel better than just tuck in my dick back and looking at some history videos

Yeah, that's what I like to do and the audio is off again. Yes. The audio off again? Because the podcast sounds like shit last time. It sounded like you were in a kitchen pot. Is it off, Zach? No. It feels, okay, because I feel like there's an echo. It sounds like you're a robot. I don't know.

It doesn't matter because let's be honest, we're leaving the studio.

We're taking Zach with us and we're out of here.

It's what it is. We're going to go to a place that actually has a future.

We're going to take Zach with us, but we're going to make no mistake.

We're going to not allow Zach to rap ever again.

Yeah.

And any time he made, the audio doesn't sound good, we're going to start incorporating Chinese sweatshop torture.

Yeah, I'm Chris DiStefano.

Like we're going to put pig on his plate because he's a Muslim.

I'm Chris DeStefano, aka Chrissy Coidal and Janus, and I'm with me as my co-host always,

Janus, Pabapapap, pavap, papas.

And we had a good time this weekend.

We were in Providence, Rhode Island, which is the capital of Rhode Island.

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