50. Chris Crofton

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Shapeshifting journeyman bard, Chris Crofton, joins the executive buffet for hilarious and scary tales. Plus a very special live rendition of a song from his upcoming album!! it's truly LIVE to TAPE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Trying to grab all the groceries in one trip.
0:04.5	Oof, not how you would have done that.
0:06.5	You know sometimes less is more.
0:08.4	Like when you drive less and save with the USAA annual mileage discount.
0:12.5	USAA. Get a quote today.
0:15.4	Sounds great.
0:18.3	Sounds great. It's cool. I'm taking a second. sounds great
0:20.9	it's cool
0:23.1	yeah nice stuff
0:24.4	I'm taking a
0:25.0	I'm taking a softy kit
0:26.3	what's that
0:29.4	it's a sip of coffee
0:30.8	a coffee sip
0:32.0	a coffee
0:35.3	we haven't started yet right
0:36.3	yeah we have
0:37.3	I started recording.
0:38.3	Oh.
0:39.3	But, you know, I can do whatever the fuck I want.
0:41.3	I can cut this file off the top.
0:43.3	That's so cool.
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