Yeah, last night, last night I was at a party and this girl was talking to me about this

magazine that her grandma subscribes to.

And she was like, yeah, she's like, yeah, my grandma's always telling me about these crazy

articles she reads in the federal magazine.

And I'm like, isn't that one of those like crazy American racist ones?

And she's like, wait, what?

And I'm like, like well the federal magazine she's like no no I mean the Roger Federer magazine that's what my grandma describes too and I just had this great fun

imagining to myself Roger Federer writing these like insane right wing Jewish conspiracy

articles like in his own personal magazine and her grandma being like this Roger Federer guy

knows what he's talking about.

A genius on and off the tennis court.

But I've heard there is actually from the Roger Federer magazine, I've heard there is a civil war brewing in the United States.

Yeah, it's, you know, it's strange. You know, you never would have thought that telling some Republican policy wonk that you're going to put him in a diaper, whatever, lead anywhere beyond just, you know, insubility on the website.

But, yeah, things are getting weird here.

I don't know.

You know, you wouldn't think it would start in New York.

You'd think it would start somewhere a little bit more contested. But right now there's actually, it's not

really being reported on, but there's a blockade around Williamsburg. And not a lot of

alcohol, drugs, really, all that stuff. Can't get in or out. So we're losing a lot of the fuel

that we need. Drastic shortages in or out. So we're losing a lot of the fuel that we need.

Drastic shortages of beard oil.

See, what we need is we need an inspiring, we need a speech from one of our leaders.

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