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🗓️ 2 October 2019
⏱️ 20 minutes
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0:00.0 | Laments of a clinical clerk. |
0:03.0 | Of all my consultants most easy to please is the fellow who comes from infectious disease. |
0:08.0 | His wants are so simple, his needs are so few, just gather some sputum blood cultures times two. |
0:13.0 | Exray the patient from goggle to zatch, |
0:15.0 | examine the urine both catch and clean catch. |
0:17.5 | It takes but a moment to do an LP. |
0:19.5 | Swab wound throat and cervix yank out the IV. |
0:23.0 | When all of the data are at least collected, the last culture-plated, the last slide inspected. |
0:27.9 | The attending arrives to review and recap, while intern and student enjoy a brief nap. He broods with the air of a scribe with papyrus and gives his opinion, |
0:36.4 | most likely a virus. |
0:37.7 | Don't bother to fix it, can't treat it, can't cure it. |
0:40.5 | Though super infections may later obscure it. |
0:43.0 | Should there be recurrence of fever or pain, |
0:46.0 | go back to square one and start over again. |
0:48.0 | J.B. Frank, 1978 New England Journal of Medicine. Hey Steve, what's up, Janine? |
0:55.0 | So I saw a patient in clinic the other day that was feeling kind of lousy and reporting that they had a fever and maybe some ragers. |
1:02.0 | He said, Doctor, I've got chills. Were they multiplying? |
1:06.0 | Well I was thinking the funny thing, the actual funny thing is that if that patient were |
1:10.6 | admitted to the hospital, I'd probably do a full workup, right? |
1:14.0 | I guess so. |
1:16.0 | Play along. |
1:17.0 | What would you do, patient with a fever? |
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