Hey Happy Campers! This is Camp Counselors. A good-natured podcast hosted by your favorite

fake Camp Counselor, Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch, we love the great outdoors in theory.

But we'd much rather spend our time making friendship

bracelets spreading camper gossip keeping our heads in the clouds and avoiding

archery at all costs. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact

that we know little to nothing about camping.

So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

This is camped counselors.

Hey happy Campers!

Welcome to Week 5 here at Camp Shadybert.

Week 5 and I'm feeling alive.

I can't believe it.

Five weeks, the amount of time it takes a fetus deer to come full term,

the amount of time David Plain can hold his breath underwater.

And each week, you know, we're just learning something new about ourselves and each other is

that your thing real absolutely not okay I couldn't tell you aren't cows pregnant for like two years

elephants elephants are pregnant for so long.

They're like, hey, I have a baby in me, and don't speak to me.

They're on their cravings, they're on their mom, their mom, their mom, bullshit, and they're

ready for that baby.

Like, God, why would you do this to me for two years?

Yeah, what's up with that?

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