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Bold American Pod

5 Things Braver Than The US Marines

Bold American Pod

Barstool Sports

Government & Organizations

4.63.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

n today's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... 1. Young men who wear thin, gray sweatpants to Hooters 2. A person who poops in the apartment of the person they just started dating the first time they spend the night 3. People who don’t wear their underwear when they’re trying on bathing suits in Old Navy 4. Women who finally poop a couple days after giving birth 5. The lady who waxed my pubes the other week, even though she stunk at it. She was a young whippersnapper full of life facing a terrible situation ALSO: Russia Ukraine Update


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0:00.0

Hey, zero block 30 listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,

0:05.0

Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.

0:09.6

Revely, Revely, Revely!

0:11.6

Welcome back to another edition of Zero Block 30. Today we have five rounds in the magazine. Round number one. Young men. Nope, that's not it. That's something else.

0:35.6

When I opened up the sheet, I thought that those were the rounds and I read them. I was like, what the fuck are we doing here? Like, God damn. I understand that sometimes Kate might need a little guidance, but four rounds about poop to start off the show is a little heavy.

0:52.7

You'll find out what that is. You'll find out about that in just a second. But we do have five rounds in the magazine.

0:59.1

Round number one. It's time to update the safety brief again. When you buy snake wine, which is also called Habusaki, and let it sit on your counter for a full year. Be careful when you open it because there's one Chinese man who said that he got bitten by the snake as soon as he opened it, even though it had been on this counter for over a year.

1:15.4

We'll see if we believe that or not. Round number two. Every couple of years, one of the branches updates their fitness report.

1:20.9

Sorry, not fitness reports, but their fitness test. The army does it about every three years. It seems like just like their uniforms and Marine Corps sticks with ours for a while. The army's not. They have updated theirs once again.

1:32.3

And there's lots of hullipaloo online about that. So we're going to talk about that. Round number three. Another major from the Air Force was kicked out, but this time it was kicked out for stealing 820,000 dollars. That's a lot. He also did a little light stolen Valor Dufan. I would say it's heavy stolen Valor Dufan.

1:49.6

I would say pretty heavy. And now he's looking at some possible jail time. And it was an Air Force Academy grad to.

1:57.2

No, he was actually listed. I read about him this morning listed as the Academy graduate of the year, like for everybody in 2005, like anybody that had ever graduated from there. He was the man of the year from 2005.

2:11.8

I don't know. You just don't know a guy. You really don't know. Round number four. There's some US veterans that are headed to Ukraine. And there's also some that are heading back because the logistical support.

2:22.3

And Ukraine turns out when you're not in a real unit, it's difficult. So a lot of people are finding out that those bombs bullets and bandages just don't appear in your fucking cargo pocket. You actually need some S2 S1.

2:32.8

And the background that are trying to do that is some S6 folks as well. And finally, round number five. After weeks of delivering bad news, some good news returns to the military world. And we are thrilled to share with you.

2:44.4

We're going to do that in round number five. And all that today is going to be brought to you by our good friends at whistle pig. If you haven't tried it yet, you're a fucking idiot because the back barrel age group cocktail.

2:54.6

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3:03.6

People whistle pigs taste. Oh god. Damn it. We have. We're still waiting for flavorful. You guys want to try it. I've seen the video. If you guys want to try to add reads, go ahead.

3:15.3

No, the only thing I want to try is a nice cold whistle pig. My friend. You should. I've been giving the wrong ad bar copies wrong. I got a listener was like I've been trying over and over again. I felt like my ad copy was fucked up.

3:31.8

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3:40.3

The DM me again, since you got the actual promo code correct and corrected our ad copy. I'll buy you a case of whistle pig. So just hit me back up. You corrected something for us. I'll hook you up as well.

3:52.8

And if you if you're not that person, you could still get it at a good deal. Um, use CBT 2022 to receive 10% off at whistle pig cans.

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