Hello, hello, hello, welcome to Sophia with an F. How are you guys doing? I have missed

you guys. First and foremost, I just want to say congrats to all of you responsible citizens

who voted, who went out there and did your thing. I mean, to stop saying thing. I know

I've been drilling, um, voting home, but it is truly so important and you guys did it. And

I'm so proud of all of you. I also want to say thank you to my like giving a Grammy

speech. I also want to say thank you to, um, the irresponsible citizens listening, just

kidding. You're not responsible, but you guys that are listening right now, um, and taking

this time to hang out with me during this crazy time. You could spend your time anywhere

else right now, but you are with me. And I love you guys for that. And it's nice to listen

to something that is not about politics after this week. If you guys are feeling so kind,

please subscribe, rate me five stars, do it on your grandma's Android, whatever you need

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fits amazing. And follow me on social media. So fear that I've wrinkled with a why. Okay,

let's get into it. I have a very special person here. And it's not a best friend and it's

not a new friend and it's not a cousin and it's not my mom. It's my ex boyfriend. Do not

say my name. Do not say my name. Yes. The listeners, you guys should be hired for FBI level

C I level investigations because it's insane. You guys figure shit out in two seconds. How

far are we into this podcast three minutes? I guarantee you. I guarantee they know who I

am already 100% yes, but he's anonymous guy. So what do you want to call me? Let's play

pretend. Yeah, what should he call me? He wants me to call him finger being, which I know

sounds very random. It's a whole thing. I'm not going to call you finger being throughout

the show. I could call you Elmo. Elmo's a good one. Do they know the almost? They know

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