5. Strictly Moscow

Call Jonathan Pie

BBC

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 821 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The whole team are shocked when Pie has to defend a past mistake that comes back to haunt him. But Pie’s agent has some tantalising news.

Call Jonathan Pie is written and performed by Tom Walker. With additional material from Nick Revell and Daniel Abelson Jules ….. Lucy Pearman Sam ….. Aqib Khan Roger ….. Nick Revell Agent ….. Daniel Abelson

The callers: Laura Shavin, Daniel Abelson and Ed Kear Producers: Alison Vernon-Smith and Julian Mayers A Yada-Yada Audio production for BBC Radio 4

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're about to listen to a BBC podcast, but this is about something else you might enjoy.
0:05.4	My name's Katie Lecky and I'm an assistant commissioner for on demand music on BBC Sounds.
0:10.8	The BBC has an incredible musical heritage and culture and as a music lover, I love being part of that.
0:17.5	With music on sounds, we offer collections and mixes for everything, from workouts to
0:22.4	helping you nod off, boogie in your kitchen, or even just a moment of calm. And they're all put
0:28.3	together by people who know their stuff. So if you want some expertly curated music in your life,
0:35.0	check out BBC Sounds.
0:41.3	BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts.
0:44.6	There is very strong language throughout this programme.
0:48.0	Nearly forgot, strictly come dancing.
0:49.3	What about it?
1:02.2	Right, they're putting the feelers out for this year's middle-aged, slightly beige, news and current affairs, kind of looks familiar, but can't quite play some contestant, and I can get you on the long list.
1:03.1	A long list.
1:04.2	Which is better than it sounds.
1:05.8	Me, strictly come dancing.
1:14.5	Listen, if Nigel Farage can come third in the jungle by eating a kangaroo's cock, imagine what you can achieve if you can perfect the Pasadoblae.
1:17.0	Instant, national hero status.
1:17.9	You reckon?
1:20.6	Survive past week four as strictly come dancing.
1:22.7	It is a game changer.
1:23.9	Three rules.
1:25.3	Get past week four.
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