5% Romantic Interest

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Hannibal Buress joins Chris on a call with a college freshman who is a lover of comedy struggling to find romance in his life. Should our caller ditch school and try his hand at comedy? Why were Chris and Hannibal crying last night? Is it normal to be aroused by stealing? These questions and many more will be answered.This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon, Mailchimp, Totes, Stamps.com, and Talkspace.

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0:00.0	Wow, I'm sitting in my chair.
0:02.0	I feel quite comfortable.
0:04.0	I feel quite confident.
0:05.1	I feel like there's no, uh, there's no orders emanating from me
0:08.2	because I'm wearing Mac Weldon today.
0:09.8	Love the Mac Weldon believes in smart design,
0:12.8	premium fabric, simple shopping.
0:15.0	I used the website and I didn't mess it up
0:17.2	and I mess everything up.
0:18.4	I swear it's the most comfortable underwear I've ever worn.
0:20.9	They also have socks, shirts, undershirts, hoodie, sweatpants.
0:23.9	They're all super well made, super comfortable.
0:26.4	They got the silver underwear and shirts, naturally anti-microbial.
0:29.9	Helps with the odors.
0:30.9	They want you to be comfortable.
0:31.9	Never forget this.
0:32.9	If you do not like your first pair, which is not going to happen.
0:35.3	You are going to like them, okay?
0:36.8	But if for some insane reason you decide you don't, you keep it.
0:40.0	They'll still refund you.
0:41.3	No questions asked.
0:42.9	Not only does Mac Weldon's underwear socks and shirts look good.
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