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Apocrypals

5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9650 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

"Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse, for when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things. We know that God's judgment on those who do such things is based on the truth. Do you really think any one of you who judges those who do such things yet do the same, that you will escape God's judgment?" -- Romans 2:3

Hello, Theophiloi! We, Chris and Benito, faithful servants of the podcasting game, called to talk about the Bible without being jerks about it, bid you greeting. This week, we set out on the Roman Road with our Straw Teen for the most commonly quoted book of the New Testament.

Topics of discussion: The format of Roman letters, a shout out to Phoebe, the Roman Road, Teen Missions, a serious look at the context of Paul's letter versus the modern evangelical take, three paragraphs about circumcision, Resurrection Bodies, the two great commandments, and what is Paul even talking about?

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0:00.0

Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse.

0:03.8

For when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things.

0:08.4

We know that God's judgment on those who do such things is based on the truth.

0:11.9

Do you really think any one of you who judges those who do such things yet do the same, that you will escape God's judgment?

0:19.9

Paul's letter to the Romans, chapter 2, verses 1 through 3.

0:26.8

If man is fine, if man is 5, then the devil is 6, then the devil is 6, the devil is 6, the devil is six. And the devil is six.

0:39.6

The devil is six.

0:41.3

Devil is six. And if the devil is six, then God is seven.

0:45.8

Then the God is seven.

0:49.8

This is going to.

0:51.3

Hello, friends and neighbors.

0:52.6

And welcome to Apocrypal's.

0:58.6

It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, and are we jerks about it?

1:01.4

Absolutely not, to quote Paul.

1:05.6

My name is Chris Sims, and with me as always is the other set of footprints, Benito Serino.

1:07.7

Benito, how are you this fine morning?

1:09.6

I'm really good, Chris.

1:11.0

How are you? I hope? I'm really good, Chris. How are you?

1:14.2

I hope better than last time we recorded.

1:27.3

Yeah, for those of you who might not know, in the middle of the last episode, of recording the last episode, my computer just pieces of it stopped working, specifically the trackpad.

1:30.6

The keyboard had been done for a while.

1:36.3

For about six months, I had been using a USB keyboard plugged into my laptop, which is not great.

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