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My name is Noah Hills.

You can catch me on Twitter at Noah More Parties.

And we're back today this week with another Thursday night football prize picks, five by five flex play parlay, all the keywords you need.

We have five prop bet lines here.

Let's do it.

All right, last week we went three and two.

I believe that was our first time going three and two this season.

Usually it's kind of all or nothing. But the first line I like this week is Derek Henry's rushing yards line.

It's at 99.5 yards. I like the over. Derek Henry is averaging 102.6 rushing yards per game this

season. He's hit this over in five of nine games, including five of his last six. He didn't hit

it last week, but before that, he had hit it five weeks in a row,

and the Packers give up the third most rushing yards per game to running backs, as well as the

third fewest passing yards overall. So this is a run-funnel defense against Derek Henry on a team

that wants to run the ball. He's a beast. I would imagine he can get 100 rushing yards

against one of the worst rushing defenses in the NFL on a Thursday night. The next line I like is Alan Lazard's receiving

yards line of 48.5. I like the over. He's averaging 59 receiving yards per game this season

and has hit this over in half of his games, but in three of the last four. And the only of those

four games which he didn't hit it was last week when he had 45 yards.

So he missed it by like four yards last week.

Before that, he'd hit it three times in a row.

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