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Hi, everybody. Welcome. You're about to listen to the five minute focus.

For Tuesday, the 19th of September, say, can't even do it that way. Let's go back to the original.

This! Is a five minute focus. For Tuesday, the 19th of September, 2023, thank you to AlanSopes.com.

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I don't know how you know she's a woman. Yeah, you know what she did? She decided to try to get a

woman kicked out of college and ruined by society because of something that woman, the Black Lives

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Today is the day the Lord has made and these are the times to which God has decided we should live.

In the five minute focus, I endeavor to give you a heads up on what's coming up in the next

couple hours of podcasting. It's a need to know only a fair, though. Just to see you know,

if you're on the need to know this, well then baby you're in. I don't know why I'm feeling like

pretending to feel self-important today. And it's an opportunity for you to share the show with friends.

It's kind of two very different shows for Monday. Episode 1091. You know what, you know that phrase

in vino veritas in wine, there is truth. You know, people get drunk and the truth spills out of them.

I love it when the figureheads dementia, just all the sudden cause them to spout out truce.

This just happens. Senator Ben Cardin is one of the great, I hate the phrase public servants but

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