Thank you for tuning in to Kump, Azerbaijan.

You probably don't know why I'm saying the name of the country, Azerbaijan.

It's my new catchphrase.

We're trying it out.

It's part of my new ongoing attempt to monetize this podcast by any means necessary.

If you've listened to past episodes, you're aware of this, and you're aware that the strategy

so far has been to try and shake down different corporations in various ways, mostly blackmail

or reverse blackmail.

We've gone after Fajah Yogurt and Halliburton.

Do we go after Halliburtonton maybe that may it'll be a few

i think we did uh montsanta which is similar but we'll we'll definitely you know try to shake down

haliburton but let's be honest they got the iraq war done they're pretty good i don't know if i

can get haliburton under my thumb just yet but uh yeah yeah, I mean, I'm going to keep doing the blackmail possibly in the future.

But for now, I'm going to put a pin in that.

I'm going to focus more on merchandising.

I think that's a more, could be a more lucrative venue.

Because I've so far known these companies have paid any blackmail money.

I've gotten $0 from these companies. Some people say, hey, Ray, why are you shaking down companies? Why don't you do a Patreon? And I think we will start Patreon very soon. There might be tears to it in the future. Maybe it'll start out without tears. I don't know. Maybe we'll do an early adopter thing. That's not important. The important thing is Azerbaijan. New, we're going to launch an e-shop with a couple of slogans. This is the first one. I'm less excited about this one, honestly, but I feel like I can sell it. You know, the Azerbaijan comp podcast. It's not as good. Really, the big seller, though, is going to be,

and I'm really going to kind of target people who aren't just listeners of the show, I think,

because this is a phenomenal idea.

It's really, it's one of those T-shirts that you see, like, a smiley face,

or, like, I'm not as drunk as you drunk i am shirts whatever the kind of thing you see in a mall this could be the mall so just picture i think the first product we're going to be available very soon possibly by the time you hear this uh it's going to be a mug uh They'll say the words, I'm a wine princess, bitch.

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