5. Hot Mess Parenting
Marriage and Martinis
Adam Silverstein
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2018
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
What makes us hot mess parents? We talk about the film Bad Moms and then discuss this somewhat new idea of being a "hot mess." What ways do we fall into this category? Hear some hilarious stories and play Never Have I Ever - Parenting Edition.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. BHA no B. H.T. Plus, no soy, no sesame, and of course no nuts or eggs or milk or butter or |
| 0:27.6 | salt or sugar or wheat. Okay? Sorry, what ingredients can we use? |
| 0:32.0 | Anyway, I will be putting together a special bake sale police force that will monitor the food, |
| 0:38.0 | that will destroy any offensive treats, and prosecute the wrongdoers. |
| 0:45.0 | Yes. |
| 0:46.0 | So who will be my first volunteer for the Bakesale Police Force? |
| 0:50.0 | I think we're going to have Amy Mitchell. |
| 0:55.0 | What? |
| 0:57.0 | That's what you get for being late, sweetie. |
| 1:00.0 | No. |
| 1:02.0 | No. I've been bruised and burned, knocked unconscious. |
| 1:14.4 | I screwed up my daughter's first day at soccer, |
| 1:17.2 | and I hand searched. |
| 1:18.8 | My son's proof for a pen cap. |
| 1:21.4 | And my poor dog has vertigo I mean who knew that that was even a real thing you guys? |
| 1:28.0 | God I'm drowning at work and my boss is a fucking moron and three hours ago I may or may not have |
| 1:37.2 | committed a felony hit and run I can't do this anymore. |
| 1:45.0 | I'm sorry. I'm done. |
| 1:50.0 | I quit. Hey everyone welcome to Marriage and Martini's. Hey everybody. Today we are talking |
| 2:16.9 | about being hot mess parents and that was a clip from Bad Moms. |
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