5 Hilarious Stories About Prostitutes ... Strippers .... And Asian Massage Parlors

The Unapologetic Man Podcast

Mark Sing

Dating, Seduction, Masculinity, Girlfriend, Women, Pua, Masculine, Education, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Nlp, Girls, Attraction, Self-improvement

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Paying for female attention, which is illegal and SHOULD NOT be done, is one of the oldest trades in human history — and it’s always ripe for some hilarious situations.

Today’s light-hearted episode recounts some hilarious, embarrassing, and downright crazy stories that Mark and his friends have experienced.

If you’ve ever thought that simply paying for it might be a better option than actually improving your game to get women, you definitely need to listen to this episode first!

Disclaimer: This episode includes a personal story involving an illegal massage parlor experience as well as fraudulent behavior involving a check. Mark wants to be absolutely clear — he does not condone or encourage visiting these types of establishments, using prostitutes, cashing illegal checks, or partaking in any illegal activity whatsoever. In fact, Mark strongly recommends you DON'T do any of the activities spoken about in this episode. This story is shared for entertainment, educational and cautionary purposes only.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why does your penis have a head on it?
0:03.4	To keep your hand from slipping off.
0:05.7	Welcome to the unapologetic man podcast.
0:08.8	The only podcast that's all about self-improvement, confidence, success, women, and being a man without making any apologies for it.
0:24.7	What is up your champions?
0:27.3	Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMP.
0:28.6	And today, boys, is Monday.
0:30.5	I want to take it easy today.
0:31.7	I want to entertain you.
0:33.2	I know for a lot of you,
0:36.4	Mondays absolutely suck because you're back to the grind. And maybe you didn't have the best weekend.
0:38.8	Maybe like the guys I'm going to talk about in this episode, including a few stories about myself,
0:44.3	you had to resort to getting a rub and tug at the Asian massage parlor or even get a prostitute just to get your dick wet because you don't have game.
0:53.6	And while we can laugh about it
0:55.0	and while I'm going to tell you some seriously funny shit today, it kind of sucks when you can't
0:59.7	pull girls, doesn't it? When you have to actually resort to paying for it. I have a lot of clients
1:04.4	that come into my program that said, man, I paid for sex for years. It just isn't satisfying because
1:10.5	you don't really have that connection with that girl.
1:12.4	And honestly, like that energetic connection, that attraction connection really adds to the
1:18.7	experience.
1:19.6	And if you're going to get a prostitute, you might as well just get a sex doll because honestly,
1:24.2	that's how empty it feels.
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