5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Kelly Clarkson says she's 'lost, alone' in talk show's 1,000th episode following unexplained absence (Page Six) (23:45)
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco Release Collaborative Album 'I Said I Love You First' (Variety) (29:42)
'Bachelor' Alum Sean Lowe Dramatic Rescue Seen on Body Cam (TMZ) (35:58)
Pete Davidson, Elsie Hewitt Hot & Heavy on The Beach in South Florida (TMZ) (46:07)
Quinta Brunson Files for Divorce from Husband Kevin Jay Anik After 3 Years of marriage (PEOPLE) (51:53)

Queenie and Weenie of The Week (55:51)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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0:00.0	Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
0:09.8	It's Jackson Clodding, we're your host.
0:14.8	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:20.0	We'll start your day off, swirly.
0:22.2	It's the toast.
0:24.1	I sound amazing.
0:26.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday.
0:31.0	Hi, right.
0:34.3	Hey, Jags, I had heard.
0:36.3	I'm darnurn good.
0:37.9	Welcome back to the Tizzity Toast.
0:40.4	Very.
0:41.0	The Tizzi Tis Tis.
0:42.3	The Tis Tis Tis.
0:43.2	The Tis Tis.
0:43.7	It's Friday.
0:45.3	I have a very large weekend ahead of me.
0:48.7	So it doesn't feel like that relaxation Friday.
0:51.7	It's still very exciting and it's an exciting weekend, but it's not
0:56.2	that like, okay, we can ease into the weekend feeling. I'm actually ramping up into the weekend.
1:00.9	Right, right. Bus club, another club bus with the kids. Precisely. That's tough. I'm sorry.
1:07.8	I'll be doing like quite literally not a thing this weekend.
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