5: GAM005 Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

This week we tackle Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force, described by critics as the Attack of the Clones of Kirk Cameron's filmography. In this film, a team of post-apocalyptic Christians team up to worship the guy whose plan the apocalypse was; while impotently trying to stop the thing they all agree is both necessary and inevitable. Special thanks to guest masochist Nick Carillo, without whom this episode would not have had Nick Carillo in it.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I love how Ivy compliments Chloe like that was really good. You did see it.
0:07.3	Yes, you are so good. Oh my god, and other people dying.
0:10.3	You really watched like I died to you best of your ability.
0:14.1	We watched the shit out of that guy dying together. Yes, we did.
0:17.1	You made his dying breath be an apology to somebody that's not there.
0:22.7	Yes, well done.
0:30.0	Not awful movie movies.
0:41.4	Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:54.1	cinema because the line for smashing our own testicles with a garlic press was too
0:57.4	long suffering to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right.
1:01.1	Heath, welcome back. Thank you. I feel welcome and suffering nine hundred and eighty
1:05.6	nine miles to my right is my other good friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How you holding up,
1:09.4	bro? So we're just ruled out the garlic press thing.
1:12.4	Yeah, and we're shut off the table at this point.
1:15.8	There's one more move. One of those buzzers will call us when it's right.
1:18.5	Unfortunately, and joining us for the first time as actor, writer, comedian, improv,
1:22.6	artist and special guest, Massacus Nick, Kareo, Nick, welcome to God awful movies.
1:27.4	Hello, hello. I'm glad to be here.
1:29.2	So before we get started, Heath, what's on tab tonight?
1:32.5	We've got left behind episode two, Tribulation Force.
1:37.3	Yes, we did. It is the attack of the clones of left behind movies.
1:41.1	So get excited.
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