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5 - From My Inner Child To My Future Children...

Oddvice

Kristen McAtee and Alex Koot

Alexkoot, Kristen Mcatee, Oddvice, Comedy, 154284

4.9 β€’ 2.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This episode was originally supposed to be just us talking to our future children (like a little time capsule), but it ended up being a whole therapy session about our inner children πŸ’œ PLEASE ENJOYYYY. Everyone can take something from this one! Come check out the visual version of this on YouTube.com/OddvicePodcast. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/oddvicepodcast for additional episodes, exclusive content, and more! Hosted by Kristen McAtee (@kristenmcatee) & Alex Koot (@alexkoot.jpg). Follow Oddvice on Instagram & Twitter (@oddvicepodcast).

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0:00.0

Hi, welcome back to episode four of season two. My name is Kristen Macci and I'm Alex Coat.

0:12.0

We have known each other since 2004. Yeah. Um, we that's correct. That's crazy. Whoa.

0:21.8

In 2004, 18, we were just little 15s. We were in fifth grade, fifth grade. First day of fifth grade.

0:29.6

Do they know like, do you guys know how we met or first? Yeah, you do. Well, I know.

0:35.7

I don't remember. Sorry. Do you guys know this? Should we tell it? Yeah. Um, I was walking around.

0:42.1

I think I have told it. Maybe it was on a lot of things again. Um, I was walking around fifth grade

0:47.6

and I was new to the school. So I didn't have any friends loser. I saw you walking around with

0:55.2

Lena. Oh, Lena's our other friend and a roommate to those you don't know. Right. And I remember thinking,

1:01.0

oh, I want a friend like that. You like you walked up or I think I walked up to like a little group

1:06.2

of people and you and Lena were in it. And you guys were like twins. Like you guys walked in sink.

1:11.4

Wow. You guys, um, and I think you introduced your guys yourself as like my best friend. Yeah.

1:17.6

Probably. And I remember thinking, oh, I hope I get a best friend like that. And you swooped me. So

1:22.9

woo. Now we're all best friends. Yeah. No, I really do wish I remembered that because that's

1:28.9

the sound. I remember we were out on the, um, the black top, the black top. I can, I can vision it

1:34.0

because that's a very like common place. We were there every morning for all of our school.

1:40.7

Wait, do you want to know your funny story? What? So you guys, this black top at our elementary

1:45.1

school used to like have to walk like the perimeter of it before school started. Like if you got to

1:50.0

school early, you just walk in circles. That is so weird. That is so weird in theory. One time

1:55.8

there was, this was like when I first, like my first couple days of school. Uh-huh. Um, I was

2:00.0

walking the blue line. I was by myself. I had it made friends yet. And I was looking back. I

2:05.2

like, I walked right into a pole and I like face planted into a pole and I like, it like fell back.

2:15.3

No, I'm really thinking great. Now no one's gonna be my friend. Imagine the teacher that saw that

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