5 - Fine Dining: An Eating Out Special (ft. The Cooch Gobbler Combo)

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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You guys asked for it, we are giving it to you. Introducing the blow job special for girls- Cooch Gobbler Combo style. In Episode 5, Alex and Sofia reveal the ultimate way to land a girl at a bar, dish some celeb hookup stories, and give a detailed description of the power women hold between their legs- featuring the Voodoo Clam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	call him daddy?
0:07.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:09.0	Call her daddy. Daddy. We are in the bar stool offices for the first time ever recording.
0:25.0	So crazy?
0:27.0	No, this shit is, it's hilarious because we have never been in like a legit setting, we've never been getting paid for this no
0:35.2	how did this even have a job trusting us with this we're in this studio and no one is
0:40.7	in here with us we're like I guess we can do whatever the
0:42.5	fuck we want. We're just having our beer and we're having a great time. So hello
0:46.8	guys it's Alex and Sophia. It's been amazing. We just joined Barstool. If you've
0:51.8	been with us from the beginning and you don't know what Bar School is go check it out. We just joined and we are full-time employees
0:58.8	If you are new because you are from Barstool.
1:02.5	Hi, thank you for having us.
1:04.2	We're so happy to be here.
1:05.6	Yeah, we are so excited.
1:08.3	We've gotten a lot of loving support.
1:14.7	We've got a lot of loving support. We've got a lot of loving support. Yeah, the comments are, you know, so loving, so cute.
1:18.6	I actually want to quote one of my favorite ones, Alex, if I can.
1:21.9	Yeah, no, please do.
1:23.3	Okay, so, and I quote, and it goes,
1:25.8	which one of these hogs sucked Dave's dick
1:29.7	to get this gig?
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