5: Caught My Best Friend Breaking Into My House

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The roast is dark and spooky on this episode. Join the boys as they embrace the fall season, discuss the horrors of zane’s hairline, heath’s frightful encounters with intruders, and a nail biting chat on recent spooky news.

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0:00.0	We are on season two. Thank you guys for sticking with us and completing the first season.
0:04.5	Baby, we are not on season two. Yes. I'm, I like it. I think I'm calling this season two,
0:10.1	dude, we have to at least have 10 episodes in a season. Well, you know what? It feels good. It makes
0:15.1	us feel like accomplished. And we're almost there though. I'm, You know what? I'm surprised we lasted this long.
0:21.1	I know.
0:21.9	It's becoming like it's becoming so easy.
0:24.3	I'm feeling so good.
0:25.4	I know.
0:25.9	I know.
0:26.2	Me too.
0:26.5	And I haven't even had coffee yet.
0:28.8	But y'all better have had your coffees right now because we're starting off.
0:33.0	This is Sunday morning.
0:34.1	I mean Monday morning.
0:35.2	Oh.
0:42.1	He had to have his coffee yet, but he had tequila for sure.
0:47.5	Guys, happy Monday. I hope y'all have your coffees out ready to slip.
0:51.9	Oh my. How many shots did he take back?
0:55.2	I took like one. Guys, I get a little stressed out before we do these.
0:57.4	So I got to, like, loosen myself up a little bit.
0:58.9	So I take, like, a shot of tequila.
1:02.4	It kind of, it gets my joints all, like, moist and shit.
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