Hello and welcome back to episode 5 of page 94 the private eye podcast my name is

Andrew Hunter Murray and today we are having a bumper election special mammoth

monster edition of page 94 to help us all cope with the fact that we won't know who is in charge for weeks after the election.

We will be talking to a privatized medical correspondent Dr Phil Hammond about the pledges made on the NHS and how likely they are to come true.

spoiler alert, not very.

We'll also be talking to Adam McQueen about the recent arrests of journalists

over conspiracy to pay public officials.

But before all that, it's time for an election feature on the Prime Ministerial Parady.

This is currently of course the Coalition Academy, but previous years have seen letters to

dear Bill, the secret diary of John Major and of course the St. Albion Parish News.

Here's Ian with a secret sneak peek of his plans for the next one.

Hello Ian.

Hello?

Prime Ministerial Parodies.

Yes, are you going to ask me what ideas have I got?

I am, yes.

The trouble is I haven't got me.

But I'm not particularly worried because I never normally do.

All the best ideas for those sort of Prime Minister slots

tend to come up in that sort of couple of weeks

after the election when you suddenly have

to face the reality that it is Tony Blair or it is Cameron and

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