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I'm here with Jake Farrell. The boys are back. The Monday night football for bullshit boys are back. Monday night football for bullshit boys. Yeah, we are back. It's fucking hot. It's roasting, isn't it? Yeah. I've mentioned this on the show before. I'm a sun lover, but this is pushing it for me, man. This is pushing it for you. I didn't know there was a weather type that could push it for you Well, it's all context, isn't it?

I don't haven't i i didn't

know there was a weather type that could push it for you well it depends it's all context isn't it i

i um i would have it as hot as possible i can do 40 degrees i used to go i went to bodrum once

in turkey as a teen loved it as a teen yeah we on your own

influence this trip head full of cornrows and 60 braids

fake louis et cetera

yeah yeah we had a funny thing our family we we were like in terms of being like upwardly

mobile we were perfectly kind of plotted on the holiday chart in the sense that

we were caravan holidays till I was about 12, 13.

Right. Then, Miorka. Yeah. The glory is. Then we did grain canaria once. I ruined it, played football on the first day and broke my arm. Oh, no. So spent the rest of this holiday with this weird,

I had to get a cast on my arm

and I had to spend the rest of the holiday with this weird,

like rubber thing on it so I could go in the pool.

I had to get a cast on my arm, and I had to spend the rest of the holiday with this weird, like rubber thing on it so I could go in the pool, but I had to like, swim around like a little shark. I bet you did not make a drama of that at all. Yeah. And then by the time I was sort of 17 well now I think I think Turkey was about 16

right Bodrum back then I think it was like

200 quid a pop 200 quid a person all inclusive for a week

yeah yeah yeah as much water down Turkish vodka

vodka as you get your hands yeah yeah yeah and also like my parents being like

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