A nurse has been accused of shoving cheesy nachos down the leggings of her wife during a 3 a.m. domestic battery in Florida, of course.

Investors gators say the 40-year-old victim was making nachos with nacho cheese in the kitchen.

Her spouse, Alison Swan, 39, told her she shouldn't be eaten that late because she's fat basically

uh made a comment about her weight obviously during the argument that ensued swan who had

been playing video games living room walked over to her spouse grabbed a handful of the cheesy

nachos and shoved them down the back of her leggings in her ass right there when the victim

who was also a registered nurse

subsequently sought to change her clothes swan allegedly now this gets brutal here

dragged her by the floor shoved her fingers in her mouth and hooked her like a fish

drug her across the kitchen and beat her up on the floor damn Damn. The mugshot is of the blonde.

It is National Nurses Week, by the way.

Happy National Nurses Week.

This is a nursing gun.

I love there's a picture of her mugshot.

She's a blonde.

She's a rough-ass looking girl, but she's skinny.

But then there's a bowl of nachos right below or just a picture of the

nachos you know it should say not the actual nachos you know yeah i figured it would have been like

a burning situation like the cheese was so hot that it burnt their legs yeah no they weren't

she beats her up then too it's bad yeah i'm curious uh what was in the nachos because those are

just regular cheese nachos she didn't have the fully loaded

nachos? She was making them.

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