5.8- Loamy's Choice
Our Fair City
Audacious Machine Creative
4.7 • 623 Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
The warrens of Old Tunnel are vast, labyrinthine, and dangerous. One must take the utmost caution when traversing their mold-ridden expanses–unless, of course, you are the MolePerson designated Loamy. Then, barbeque sauce and a nursery song will have to do.
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Our Fair City was originally released between 2011 and 2018.
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Our Fair City would like to dedicate this episode to the families, caretakers, and researchers who are working with patients of Alzheimer’s’ disease. Learn more at alz.org or alzheimers.org.uk.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Loamy— Lise “Kat” Evans
- The Widow Silty— Sebastian H. Orr
- Clay— Tyler Samples
- Sandy— Abby Doud
- Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
- Alan Bloom, F.A.R.M. technician— Sebastian H. Orr
- Lindsey the Time Traveler— Lise “Kat” Evans
- Time Manipulator—Ryan Schile
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Cyrus Crashtest. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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| 0:00.0 | Our Fair City would like to dedicate this episode to the families, caretakers, and researchers who are working with patients of Alzheimer's disease. |
| 0:08.4 | Learn more at alz.org or alzmer's.org.uk. |
| 0:16.0 | Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest needs, |
| 0:22.0 | Heart Life. These stories are true dramatizations from Our Fair City's glorious history. |
| 0:28.5 | So listen and remember, Heart Life, all the life you'll ever need. We return once more eager listeners to old tunnel, that ancient and haunted echo of times past, long since abandoned by all but the staunchest of policies, on all official maps of the city, it appears with the apropos legend, |
| 1:02.0 | Here there is moh. |
| 1:06.0 | For those unfortunate enough to find themselves with business in all the tunnel, the secret to survival is clear. |
| 1:13.1 | Complete your business quickly and with as little noise as possible. |
| 1:17.2 | Tunnels of old, tunnels of old, something and something and something and something and cold. |
| 1:23.6 | I forget your ghost, but then, his first. But then, Maud! |
| 1:37.7 | In her despair, it seems the mole person Lomi has forgotten that drunken singing is not recommended. |
| 1:40.4 | Second verse, same as the first. |
| 1:42.6 | Tunnels of old, tunnels of old. |
| 1:43.0 | I! |
| 1:43.9 | Oi! I am singing here, and I will thank you not for inter- |
| 1:49.0 | Upton me. |
| 1:51.0 | Now I've forgotten my place, I have to start over. |
| 1:55.0 | Tunnels of old, tunnels of old, |
| 1:57.0 | Tunnels of old, la and la and la la and... and foe foe well if you don't like me singing why don't you just eat me then or are you a chicken |
| 2:10.6 | meao meao that's the only how the chicken makes meao Because that's what you are |
| 2:17.5 | A big mouldy chicken |
| 2:19.8 | I bet you couldn't eat me |
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