Garage Logic, broadcasting live from the office of the mayor above the

boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake. Featuring the rookie on production,

Chris Revers, vice president of social media, and John Height in the newsroom.

Now the Fireworks Commissioner, Flashlight King, and keeper of common sense,

your mayor, Joe Sushire.

What was that? I didn't catch it. You've got 63.

Revers, go to the Google. Hold on, I can't hear you.

Really? Go to the Google. I heard that.

And look up Eric Schneiderman, ERIC. Here we go.

SCH, NEI,

D-E-R-M-E-N, the now resigned New York Attorney General.

I just want to know if he's married and has a family. I forgot to look that up.

So just get that for me quick. You know, Matt and Chris, I know, are you?

I know. You know, along with the moral and ethical decline we're witnessing is

I mean, I mean, you were talking tremendous examples of hypocrisy everywhere you look.

How about this clown Schneiderman? He was married,

yeah, and now divorced to Jennifer. I see.

I can't tell if they had children or not according to his Wikipedia.

Well, he was the guy the Democrats were counting on to bring down the Trumpster.

Trump looks like a boy scout compared to this guy.

Democrat Attorney General of New York.

He was born to a Jewish family in New York.

...