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A nurse has been accused of shoving cheesy nachos down the leggings of her wife.

During a 3 a.m. domestic battery in Florida, of course.

Investors gators say the 40-year-old victim was making nachos with nacho cheese in the kitchen.

Her spouse, Allison Swan, 39, told her she shouldn't be eaten that late because she's fat,

basically.

Made a comment about her weight, obviously.

During the argument that ensued, Swan, who had been playing video games,

living room, walked over to her spouse, grabbed a handful of the cheesy nachos,

and shoved them down the back of her leggings in her ass right

there when the victim who was also a registered nurse subsequently sought to change her clothes swan

allegedly now this gets brutal here dragged her by the floor shoved her fingers in her mouth

and hooked her like a fish drug her across the kitchen and beat her up on the floor.

Damn.

The mugshot is of the blonde.

It is National Nurses Week, by the way.

Happy National Nurses Week.

This is a nursing gun.

I love there's a picture of her mugshot.

She's a blonde.

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