You have officially announced you're running for re-election.

And in your first video, you feature Vice President Harris 10 times.

When Obama was in that position, he didn't mention you, sir.

What are you trying to tell us?

Well, President Obama and I, we came very good friends.

We just had a slightly different style of how we do things.

Then he fell asleep.

His head fell forward and he started snoring and oatmeal fell on his bib.

That's lunch bucket Joe.

His brain, she's no good.

That brain of his, she's a broke.

That was Joe Biden being fluffed by MSDNC on Friday.

It is good to be a Democrat.

He could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and he wouldn't lose an anchor man or a reporter or anchor woman.

I wouldn't want to discriminate or anything like that.

You know, they named Kamala Harris the A.I. Tsar.

That's sexist, isn't it?

You know, Russia had Zarina's too and she should be the Zarina.

Why don't they always say Zara, these sexist media people that gin up these titles in Washington, D.C.?

Well, well, well, well, welcome back.

And we are, of course, at eight, eight, six, three, zero, nine, six, two, five.

That is a toll-free telephone number to all of you out there in listening land.

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