This stormy Daniels payment has turned out to be the loudest hush money in history,

during his Kings of dementia comedy tour.

Giuliani also said that the hush money was, quote, funneled through a law firm.

Dude, funneled is not typically a word innocent people use when talking about money.

No one says, yeah, my grandma funneled me $5 in my birthday.

Isn't there a stormy Daniels joke after that, though?

I thought he made a joke after that.

I thought that was funny.

The Kings of dementia tour.

That's our it is.

But those videos from from Hawaii are amazing.

Of course all your TV news are leading with it.

Honey, the ground is on fire because I mean, how good is the video of a big pile of

of molten lava coming up on a car parked on a road?

I mean, that's incredible.

That's crazy.

The ground is on fire.

That's not supposed to happen.

Except in Hawaii, I guess, but I feel like my years of playing the floor as lava as

a child would have prepared me for such a situation.

Yeah, you're absolutely right.

You jump on the couch.

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