5.6- Declawed
Our Fair City
Audacious Machine Creative
4.7 • 623 Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
What dreams might rest inside the sleeping brain of a MolePerson? While you, loyal Policy, have surely never wasted valuable corporate time on such frivolous thoughts–rest assured, the company has an answer. Journey with us into…the mind of the MOLE.
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Our Fair City was originally released between 2011 and 2018.
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- Loamy— Lise “Kat” Evans
- Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Greyson— David Rheinstrom
- Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
- Ferous— Jeffrey Gardner
- Ash— David Rheinstrom
- Derek— Mark Soloff
- Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Lise “Kat” Evans
- Simon Von Haggens— Mark Soloff
- Neal Henderson— Sebastian H. Orr
- Cumulus Jane— Lise “Kat” Evans
- Caffeine Chorus— Caitlin Morgan, Mark Morgan, John Schile, Juliet Taylor, Bronwyn Schile, Robert Topping
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest needs, Heart Life. |
| 0:10.2 | These stories are true dramatizations from our fair city's glorious history. |
| 0:15.6 | So listen and remember, Heart Life, all the life you'll ever need. |
| 0:21.6 | Thank you. And remember, heart life, all the life you'll ever need. |
| 0:28.6 | The brain of a mole person is charmingly simple. Genetically predisposed to work the Earth with their brute strength, |
| 0:33.6 | these beasts have no use for the complexities and nuances of human thought. |
| 0:39.2 | This being the case, precious little research exists on the inner workings of the mole mind. |
| 0:45.1 | Who knows what strange fancies lie behind the twitching lids of a sleeping mole? |
| 0:51.1 | The company knows that's who? |
| 0:53.9 | The company knows everything, dear listener, and so |
| 0:57.2 | you may experience the following audio reconstruction as a true account of the dreams of Lomi, |
| 1:04.3 | the slumbering mole person. |
| 1:15.3 | The person. Say, is that an explosive? |
| 1:18.5 | No. |
| 1:19.1 | Sure looks like an explosive. |
| 1:21.2 | Sound like one too. |
| 1:22.9 | Maybe we should... |
| 1:24.1 | The collection rods are coming down! We should get us! |
| 1:32.3 | The collection rods are coming down! Where the gun! |
| 1:37.3 | Hello me. |
| 1:42.3 | Are you all right? Lomi! |
| 1:46.0 | Fine, if everyone insists, we'll try and save the mole person's life. |
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