So Scotty Sheffler breaks the record for 72 holes.

I don't know.

Wasn't the course too easy for those guys, obviously.

He was like 31 under when I turned it on.

31 under how?

And there was four holes left, so I didn't even watch the rest.

It's like the lying scores at our tournament.

Had he gone 32 under, he would have broken the record, but he tied the record of the law.

And don't get me started on whether it's a par 70 or a par 72.

It's a big difference.

Because I think that makes a huge difference.

Of course it does.

Scotty Schaeffler, at 28 years of age, looks about 50.

Oh, I know he does.

And they showed a picture of him. It was his first, I think he played

this course, because he's from Dallas, and that's where this was. At 17. He played in an

amateur event at 17, and at 17 years of age, Scotty Schaeffler looked 30. And then they

showed a picture of Scotty Schaeffler with Byron Nelson, the legend golf, and that's

who his tournament is named after, at age six, and he actually looked six years old at age six.

But after that, by seven, he looked 12.

Right.

I'm sure he started aging exponentially after that.

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