Welcome, de Cinco de Equatro.

We are a day early, but we always like to get a head start here at the Obama White House.

Ah, yes, getting a head start on Cinco de Quatro. He just loves those breakfast tacos down at the Bogadás.

Not a racist. See, he got the old racist, not a racist game.

And if you're a Democrat, it always comes out the same. It always comes out not a racist. It's kind of a fascinating thing.

You know, the party of the Confederate States of America and Jim Crow. Always not a racist. It is good to be a Democrat.

Yes, sir. Hey, it's Friday and it's Cinco de Mayo. You know, I think Cinco de Mayo is now second only to St. Patrick's Day

when it comes to drunken debauchery in the United States of America. And Michael Pearson pumping his arms in the air.

And more and more in America, you know, you can spend Cinco de Mayo or Cinco de Quatro as Barack Obama celebrates.

Speaking only Spanish, certainly in Washington, D.C., everywhere you go. You can breathe pot in the air, get a contact high,

walkin' down the sidewalk, and speak only espanyol wherever you go because the Democrats are making everything better.

It's the fundamental transformation of America. And just learn to speak Spanish as Barack Obama warned us long ago.

That was a warning. It turns out there wasn't just a little pleasantry. It was an actual warning from Barack Obama.

And they're making it become a reality, aren't they? Yes, they are.

Well, and tomorrow, what do they have the coronation? Got the coronation. Big horse race, big horse race this weekend.

And the coronation of Prince Chuck will become King Chuck. Is he already King Chuck, but this is just a formality?

I don't really know how to follow this, you know, crown and robe stuff. And besides, you know, they killed Diana.

Yeah, I don't know. They didn't really kill Diana, but they did. You know, I met Prince Chuck. I've talked about it here once or twice.

I think I met Prince. He's going to be King Chuck as officially tomorrow. And I met Prince Chuck and I talked to him at Ronald Wilson Reagan's funeral at the Washington National Cathedral.

And I saw Chuck standing over there by himself with a little minion rubbing his hands together and looking at his shoes.

And I said, why is nobody talking to Chuck? And so I, I snatched right up to Chuck and stuck out my hand and shook his hand and told him a little about the cathedral because, you know, he, I know he's an architecture guy.

He likes architecture. Why not? What else does he have to do? So he, I told him all about it in the cathedral and the Cantorbury pulpit, the pulpit there at the Canterbury, at the Washington National Cathedral.

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