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Our Fair City

5.3 - Rise and Shine

Our Fair City

Audacious Machine Creative

Fiction, Science Fiction

4.7 • 623 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Policies, do not listen to the Outsider or Dissenter, who may tell you that your commute to work in the morning is unpleasant! With HartLife, all elements of the work-day experience have been finely crafted to encourage employee satisfaction, synergistic excellence, and above all, maximum productivity. Truly: who could not appreciate the gentle, warming lightrise as the daytime illumination slowly comes online? The clean, cool feel of the recirculated air, pumping gently through your tunnels? The first whiff of Algae-based coffee beverages, distributed at a compact, efficient kiosk in your PeopleMover station? But wait- who is that behind the kiosk desk? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City continues. === Our Fair City was originally released between 2011 and 2018. If you're interested in listening to the complete 8 seasons of Our Fair City ad free right now, you can join Audacious Machine Creative's Membership program at https://audaciousmachinecreative.memberful.com/join. $5 a month gets you ad free feeds of all of our podcasts, and goes directly to supporting the artists making new audio fiction podcasts! Vice- Barista Edward Davenport— Ben Aldred Caffeine Chorus— Tara Schile, Mark Soloff, Abby Doud, David Rheinstrom, Jeffrey Nils Gardner Jack— Mark Soloff Greyson— David Rheinstrom Clear Skies Tim— Tyler Samples Old Man— Clayton Faits Erin Davenport— Abby Doud Clay— Tyler Samples Charlie Wynn— Jared Latore The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner The Narrator— Ansel Burch Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, I'm Arne Neekam from the fully improvised comedy podcast, Hello from the Magic Tavern.

0:06.8

I'm here with my co-hosts, John the Talking Badger, Bing Bong, and Usenor the Wizard.

0:11.7

I greet thee, listeners.

0:13.8

Look, I'm trapped in the magical land of food.

0:16.2

So I started a podcast interviewing elves, unicorns, and other weirdos.

0:22.4

We have great guests like Felicia Day, Jason Manzuckus, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Amy Mann, and so many more. Oh, and I think

0:27.5

one time we interviewed a sentient shoe? I hope it was sentient. Not to mention the evil people

0:32.5

we've had to interview. How I hate evil. Join us as we bar crawl across the magical land of foon. Looking for adventure. Getting caught up in escapades. Hello from the Magic Tavern is available right now on your favorite podcast app. And add free and with lots of bonus content on Patreon. Subscribe to Hello from the Magic Tavern today. Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest needs, heart life.

1:10.0

These stories are true dramatizations from our fair city's glorious history.

1:15.6

So listen and remember,

1:17.6

Heart Life, all the life you'll ever need.

1:20.6

Thank you for using paper more.

1:23.6

The time is now 705.

1:34.6

Excuse me. Good morning, dear.

1:35.2

Good morning.

1:39.5

Ah, morning in heart life.

1:45.7

The lighting is raised over happy policies leaving their domiciles on their way to a productive day at work.

1:47.2

And the air has that special metallic quality.

1:50.5

It only gets after cycling through the treatment facility undisturbed all night long.

1:56.9

Of course, many policies lubricate their morning with a nice coffee or algae smoothie provided by the company at any one of the new refreshment kiosks,

2:06.6

conveniently located in people mover stations throughout the city.

2:11.6

Let me get a large green algae smoothie.

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