James Corden is on his way back to England.

But the rest of them are all shut down because their writers are on strike.

And that's one sure way to make those shows funnier.

Who knew they had writers?

That's like finding out Brian Stelter had a personal trainer.

But on gut felt my writers don't strike.

I strike the writers.

Ah, see?

Now he's whipping.

There's video of like, you know, an old English galleon.

That's a Spanish galleon.

Slave being whipped down there by the sweaty guys with hairy backs.

You know the video.

You got that internet channel, right?

Yes, sir.

Well, well, well, happy hump day to you.

Big day in the Clinton House, old as we know.

Hillary Clinton waking up again, face down to pull of her own dried vomit.

Bill Clinton's upstairs, the energizer, ding, ding, ding.

Secret service doesn't really even pay any attention anymore because

yeah, what are you going to do?

It's the Clintons.

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