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Staying In with Emily & Kumail

Sony Music

Self-improvement, Mental Health, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Education

4.9 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Kumail and Emily discuss crying over bread, dealing with anger, and reminisce about movie theatergoing experiences. Movie Recommendations: Before Sunrise Before Sunset Before Midnight Shaun of the Dead Natural Born Killers Jackass 3D Pulp Fiction Kill Bill Vol II Little America (http://apple.co/watchfree) This episode is brought to you by: Audible. Stream hundreds of their titles, no strings attached and completely free at audible.com/stories or text stories to 500-500. Skillshare. Visit Skillshare.com/StayingIn for two free months of premium membership. Hunt a Killer. Check out HuntAKiller.com/STAYINGIN and use promo code STAYINGIN at check out for 20% off your first box. 100% of the Net Revenue* from the podcast will be donated in equal portions to the following charities to support their efforts to assist those affected by the COVID-19 pandemic: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/ https://disasterphilanthropy.org/ https://www.feedingamerica.org/ *"Net Revenue” is defined as the “Advertising Gross Revenue” received by Hyperobject Podcast and Three Uncanny Four less agency fees and actual costs incurred to produce, distribute, and promote the Podcast. “Advertising Gross Revenue” is calculated by the (cost per thousand) rate times the total impressions delivered.

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Camille Nanjiani.
0:06.0	Hi, this is Emily B. Gordon, and welcome to Staying in with Emily and Camille.
0:11.2	This is episode five, I believe, without counting the bonus episodes.
0:16.4	Yes, and without counting the number of times we have started this episode.
0:19.6	And the reason we've restarted this episode a bunch of times, before this we've never restarted an episode.
0:24.0	This one we did because you are...
0:27.0	Bunkers. No, because I just came from getting an infusion.
0:32.6	Literally just an hour ago, came from getting a medical infusion, so you're going to get a fun version of me.
0:38.2	You get your loopy.
0:39.4	I'm a little loopy, and I'm happy that I'm able to continue getting the medical infusion.
0:43.8	It's important, obviously, it's essential to me.
0:46.6	But what they do before they give you the medical infusion is that they intravenously put a bunch of benedrill in your system.
0:53.4	Right.
0:53.8	Now, if you've taken benedrill the pill and felt a little loopy, imagine.
0:57.4	This is...
0:57.8	Right in the veins.
0:58.6	Mac straight in the veins.
1:00.6	It's one of the best feelings I've ever had.
1:03.0	But doesn't it just knock you out?
1:04.6	Not immediately.
1:05.4	What it happens is, so you get the needle in, sorry if any of you are like, you know, don't like needle stuff,
1:10.6	you get the needle in, and then you see the vial coming and you're like, all right?
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