You got the Burger King app, Nick? Yes. I want a burger now, man. It's National Hamburger Day, right? It is. And it looks like some locations that I did not think were participating in Whopper Wednesday, may be doing so again. Well, you can get a free hamburger. It's Thursday, though, today. Where the purchase of $3 or more at participating Burger King restaurants, because it's National Burger Day. It's Hamburger Day. Not Cheeseburger Day. Hamburger Day. Yeah. That would recommend a hamburger over a cheeseburger at Burger King. Their cheese can be a little weird. What's wrong with their cheers, man? It's not a big fan of it. But isn't cheese already on a Whopper or not? If you get Wopper with cheese. Is Burger King

kind of doing the Domino's thing?

Or Domino's when I had to say

we got all your input

and we figured out we suck

so now we're not going to suck anymore

and it sounds like Burger King is doing

the same kind of approach. They've made noticeable

improvements to the Wopper and it sounds like fries are next.

You should do a podcast.

The onion rings are, I got them recently.

It's been a long time.

They were much better than they had been.

Were they fart filled?

Well, yeah, that's a given.

Yeah, I love those things, man.

But I'm still a new person in my bed, so I haven't sprung

the Burger King onion rings on there.

I don't want anybody to leave.

What time is appropriate to introduce the Burger King onion ring?

Probably never, because they are the most brutal farts in the history.

I never eat Burger King onion rings, but they are good, and they are the worst farts in the world.

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