5/29 4-2 John Heffron!
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
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🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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We always love having John!
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| 0:00.0 | Listen to Todd and Tyler anywhere you are with the Todd and Tyler app. |
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| 0:06.8 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:09.5 | I believe we have two participants of Last Comic Standing here, and one of them was a winner. |
| 0:16.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:17.6 | Yeah, that would be John Heffron. |
| 0:19.6 | Yeah, John Heffron won that, yeah. Nick was in it. Nick was in it. One joke. He participated. Oh, nice. Were you in the year when John won it? No. I was in the final year. Oh, okay, all right. Oh, those years. Yeah. Yeah. Do you believe that that's almost been 20, man, 22 years, 21? The original money. Yeah. Wow. Man. Time flies. Yeah, it does, man. Good to see again, man. John Heffron's the funny bone in normal hall this weekend. Tonight, two shows, two to shows tomorrow, right, Colleen? That's right. All right. John's finally back. Yeah, yeah. Bringing the funny. |
| 0:55.0 | How long has it been, man? A couple years probably, John? I think so. I think with the roster |
| 0:59.9 | of some comedy clubs, I'm the, not like the Kelly Services, but if somebody, you know, cancels, |
| 1:08.6 | I'm kind of, I'm like the filling guy. Because you have time, you don't go out every weekend, you spend more time doing other things? Well, no, but I think I'm the filling guy, like, but like the seventh guy on the roster. So if somebody cancels, they start going through the list. And then they get to about me, where I'm, you know. Is that right, call? With John? No, John's popular, man. No, but John is a go-to guy because you know he will deliver. Yes. They won't be disappointed. Right. He can take over. Yeah. Hit the stage and nobody will go all. You won't be disappointed store. |
| 1:44.6 | Right. |
| 1:45.2 | That's what it is. |
| 1:46.3 | He didn't suck. |
| 1:47.7 | See, that's what I feel my 36, 37 year career. |
| 1:53.6 | You know, like I was having one of those moments where I was watching an Instagram or seeing somebody and you try not to be jealous or you try not to go |
| 2:01.5 | I want it works man why is that guy or it's just a horrible life right and then I was figuring |
| 2:08.0 | out here's the deal with I've always I was been a clean act I don't do race religion |
| 2:14.3 | politics or things people who come to my show even if they got free tickets or don't know who I am, will leave enjoying the show. Happy, right? And I'm not like being braggadocious. There's a lot of, like, especially these new kids. Nowadays, yeah. You can throw these new kids in front of a group and they'll eat it because that group's never |
| 2:34.3 | listened to their dumb podcast. Right. Right. Thank you. They don't know. There's a lot of dumb podcasts. |
| 2:38.9 | So, yeah, I'm old school and if there's a group, you can kind of figure out. But the problem is, |
| 2:45.3 | you can have a good time, but by the time they make it to the parking lot, they're indifferent. |
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