5/29/18 Tuesday
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2018
⏱️ 154 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Podcasting now. |
| 0:02.0 | Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show. |
| 0:08.0 | Yes, Beam Madison Show. |
| 0:11.0 | Appreciate you guys listening. So, my... and some audio Morgan Freeman and Morgan Freeman you know he made some creepy-ass comments people are saying |
| 0:26.2 | that he's like the creepy-ass uncle you always hope is a guy you don't grow up to be that |
| 0:30.7 | weirdo you know what I mean the creep like you're past your time but you still like you know I guess you |
| 0:37.4 | you don't think you could throw out lines. My mom my mom used to tell me when I was younger that I would basically pay attention to the guys at the bar because my mom would bring me to the bar all the time. |
| 0:47.0 | She told me that it always looked like I was taking mental notes on how not to act by watching certain guys in the bar. |
| 0:53.6 | Yeah. She says that I was fascinated with guys failing at the bar with picking up |
| 0:58.5 | chicks so I was like don't do that. |
| 1:00.0 | Dudes want to be creeps. |
| 1:01.3 | Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure and then you somewhere along the line |
| 1:05.3 | somebody throws some morals in your brain right and in your conscience and you're like |
| 1:09.5 | okay well I'm nuts I can't do that right and you store up I can't do that, right? You store up enough, can't do that. Maybe, I don't know, grandma smacks your hand as you're out in public. |
| 1:18.0 | I saw, I've seen like little three, four-year-olds just go up and grab a woman's butt, right? |
| 1:22.0 | Then I see like mom or somebody correct the kids' behavior |
| 1:25.2 | and say, all right, you can't just go around |
| 1:26.6 | grabbing a girl's butt. |
| 1:28.5 | You can't, you know what I mean? |
| 1:29.7 | Those are not, you know, because I've seen, |
| 1:31.2 | you seen like kids are like, booby booby you know just point booby and it's like |
| 1:35.4 | it's funny when he's like three yeah when he's you know 78 |
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