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It's like going to Cabo with the former head writer of Saturday Night Live at

Satina Fakation. Oh, we're done with this? I didn't realize we were done with this.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I got a woman here who's almost completed her goal of doing a

headstand in every state. So maybe we'll check back in with her later in the show.

Is she the admirer pitted? I've been to every of the 48 continuous states. But I did not do

a handstand in any of them. I probably got drunk and all of them. Is that in the

conversation? I'm in a drunk and all 48 states. I wonder what percentage of

Americans have complained that? You ever been a why? No, that's why I said 48. You

think I left out Nevada and went to Hawaii? I just thought maybe you were no. The 48. I don't count

Hawaii in Alaska. Oh boy. All right. Oh, I wonder what percentage of Americans can claim

that? Very small, but I'm somewhere in the 30s, but now that I don't have the rug

rats holding me down, maybe they'll do some traveling. Finally, go see Vermont. There you go.

I heard it's beautiful this time of year. God dangling when I was a Vermont. I just

I wanted to live there so bad. Yeah. Burlington, Vermont is just freaking fantastic. Was it summertime?

Yeah. Yeah. I was told that they have two seasons of winter and waiting for winter. Yeah.

Yeah. But I like winter. So I wouldn't be that big of a deal. My wife would hate it.

Hmm. So listen, I found this story just mostly amusing because it confirms what I've been

saying all along about the Stormy Daniels thing and the what's her name? Karen McDougal,

the Playboy girl, while Stormy Daniels porn promoter, Avonati, the sometimes lawyer,

has been making these hilariously high-minded sounding claims about what we're doing is

having our truth told to the American people as to whether she fornicated with Donald Trump

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